Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out but Can't Take It

Hal Cruttenden is a British stand-up comedian celebrated for his quick wit and fearless approach to comedy. With a career spanning over two decades, Cruttenden has become a household name, known for his appearances on shows like "Have I Got News For You," "The Apprentice: You're Fired," and "Would I Lie To You." His comedy is often described as challenging and provocative, making him a favorite among comedy enthusiasts.

Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It In this new tour, Cruttenden promises to stick it to 'The Man,' as long as 'The Man' doesn’t stick it back to him. With his trademark hard-hitting comedy, he will hilariously pontificate on subjects like middle-aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics, and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. Cruttenden believes that after seeing the show, the audience will feel exactly the same way.

Event Details
Date: November 14, 2025
Time: 8:00 PM
Venue: The Anvil, Basingstoke
Age Recommendation: Suitable for ages 16 and over

Expect a night filled with laughter as Cruttenden takes you on a journey through his comedic mind. His ability to connect with the audience and create a sense of shared experience is unparalleled. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to his comedy, "Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It" is sure to be an unforgettable experience.

Hal Cruttenden's shows are not just about the jokes; they're about the experience. His energy, enthusiasm, and genuine love for comedy shine through in every performance. "Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It" is a chance to witness a master comedian at work, delivering a show that is as unique as it is hilarious.

Don't miss your chance to see Hal Cruttenden live in Basingstoke. Tickets are selling fast, so be sure to book early to secure your spot. Visit Ticketmaster or The Anvil Arts to purchase your tickets.

In conclusion, "Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It" is more than just a comedy show; it's an adventure into the mind of one of the UK's most beloved comedians. Join Hal Cruttenden on November 14, 2025, for an evening of laughter, surprises, and pure comedic genius

Venue Details

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